"Labour MP Shane Jones has admitted using his ministerial credit card to book up pornographic movies while he was a government minister and has blamed it on the fact he is a red blooded man."Bye bye shane
"Mr Jones told reporters this afternoon he was not a "sex fiend" but got in the habit of watching pornographic movies while he was away.
He told his wife this morning and she was enraged. He had no excuses, he said. "I just lost the plot."Jeepers mate you left it a bit late to inform the wife - another epic fail shane
"The shamed MP appears to be within a heart-beat of resigning from parliament.
"[The people] will say that Shane has dug a hole for himself - a hole and that may very well prove to be his grave," Jones said of himself today.
"This is a day of great shame. Not only have I embarassed myself, my family and party colleagues, but I got in to a pattern of expenditure that is inexcusable.
"It's beyond excuse and it's a day of humiliation for me."Oh dear - talking in third person about himself is not a good sign.
Then pick yourself up and get working for maoridom via energising the maori party. Labour are holding you back and stiffling you and with this baggage you will never lead that party.