wankers united

Shane jones has had it. The ministerial expenses are out and he has admitted using taxpayers money (which he has paid back) to hire porn movies to watch in his hotel room. Okay he is a wanker but so what, we are either all wankers or telling lies. The fact that he masturbates is not the issue - the issue is the poor judgement, the perception of 'right' and 'privilege' of stealing our money and don't forget he is a member who rallies against sharples and turia for their enjoyment of ministerial warrents and their reluctance to give them up.

From stuff

"Labour MP Shane Jones has admitted using his ministerial credit card to book up pornographic movies while he was a government minister and has blamed it on the fact he is a red blooded man."

Bye bye shane

Update

"Mr Jones told reporters this afternoon he was not a "sex fiend" but got in the habit of watching pornographic movies while he was away.

He told his wife this morning and she was enraged. He had no excuses, he said. "I just lost the plot."

Jeepers mate you left it a bit late to inform the wife - another epic fail shane

Update

"The shamed MP appears to be within a heart-beat of resigning from parliament.

"[The people] will say that Shane has dug a hole for himself - a hole and that may very well prove to be his grave," Jones said of himself today.

"This is a day of great shame. Not only have I embarassed myself, my family and party colleagues, but I got in to a pattern of expenditure that is inexcusable.

"It's beyond excuse and it's a day of humiliation for me."

Oh dear - talking in third person about himself is not a good sign.

Shane resign.

Then pick yourself up and get working for maoridom via energising the maori party. Labour are holding you back and stiffling you and with this baggage you will never lead that party.